“Wait for someone who bumps mouths clumsily with yours cos they’re too busy smiling to kiss you properly. Yeah. Wait for that.”
Azra Tabassum (via kilolux)

(Source: amanda-oaks)

jamiejedi:

piksies:

are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?

I dunno, is society still teaching girls that anything related to their genitals is dirty and impure?

  • society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
  • woman: okay.
  • society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
  • woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
  • society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
  • woman: still seems pretty awful.
  • society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
  • woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
  • society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
  • woman:
  • society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
  • woman:
  • society:
  • woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
  • society:
  • woman:
  • society: what third option?
  • woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

sassygayharpist:

me: *arrives at party*

me: so who wants to talk about institutionalized racism

my-wicked-tongue:

akapale:

kalexander92:

This is all I care about.

This is a historical moment we should all cherish

Reblogging again and always

(Source: adoringbeyonce)

Full and New Moon Schedule for the Remainder of 2014

July
Full Moon – Jul 12, 2014
New Moon – Jul 26, 2014

August
Full Moon – Aug 10, 2014
New Moon – Aug 25, 2014

September
Full Moon – Sept 9, 2014
New Moon – Sept 24, 2014

October
Full Moon – Oct 8, 2014
New Moon – Oct 23, 2014

November
Full Moon – Nov 6, 2014
New Moon – Nov 22, 2014

December
Full Moon – Dec 6, 2014
New Moon – Dec 22, 2014

(Source: moonstonebeginning)

thedisneyfeels:

The appreciation of stringed instruments in animated films

deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa

(Source: lolgifs.net)

bamf-ness:

Kate Mulgrew

Star Trek: Voyager Vs. Orange Is the New Black

imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:

joshpeck:

vinebox:

Literally I Cant Ew

i will watch this until my eyes bleed

my friends I walking into the bar

ilanawexler:

Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer talk about TV. (x)

"But a female dummy didn’t become a mandatory part of frontal crash tests until last year. For all this time, the average American guy stood for us all.

That may have had a substantial impact on women’s auto safety. If airbags are designed for the average male, they will strike most men in the upper chest, creating a cushion for their bodies and heads. Yet small women might hit the airbag chin first, snapping their heads back, potentially leading to serious neck and spinal injuries.

In some cases, according to tests with female mannequins, small women were almost three times as likely as their average male counterparts to be seriously injured or killed. A study of actual crashes by the University of Virginia’s Center for Applied Biomechanics found that women wearing seatbelts were 47 percent more likely to be seriously injured than males in similar accidents.”

Why Carmakers Always Insisted on Male Crash-Test Dummies — Taming the American Idol (via daily-denial)

ugh

(via stfufauxminists)

I really wish there were a single word that meant “disgusted and speechless but also not at all surprised”

(via stfusexists)